Bryan and I had this great idea. We loaded the kids up in the car last night and went to look at Christmas lights. This has been a tradition since Bailey was born. Only this year, Luke is sick and Presley has an attitude. Luke was screaming the whole time because he just didn't feel good. Presley was screaming because she wanted her window rolled down and Bryan refused. (It was like 12 degrees outside!) Bailey and I switched seats because she was getting a migraine from sitting in between two screaming toddlers. Bry was frustrated because he was trying to drive with all of this going on. I sat there and just started laughing hysterically.
I love my life, as crazy as it is. I know that makes me a little crazy too but I wouldn't trade these times for anything! Anyway, as I sat there in the madness, a new version of The Twelve Days of Christmas came to me, so I thought I would share it.
Maybe I really have lost it. But it goes a little something like this...
On the first day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
A husband in a bad mood!
On the second day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood.
On the third day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Three Christmas lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
ON the fourth day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Four stained shirts
My toddlers gave to me
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the fifth day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
My toddlers gave to me
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
ON the sixth day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
My toddlers gave to me
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the seventh day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Seven sleepless nights
My toddlers gave to me
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the eight day of Christmas
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the eight day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the ninth day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Nine migraine headaches
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the tenth day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Ten nostrils running
Nine migraine headaches
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Nine migraine headaches
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Eleven breathing treatments
Ten nostrils running
Nine migraine headaches
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Ten nostrils running
Nine migraine headaches
Eight doctor visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five Poopie diapers
Four stained shirts
Three Christmas Lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My toddlers gave to me
Twelve temper tantrums
Eleven breathing treatments
Ten Nostrils Running
Nine migraine headaches
Eight doctors visits
Seven sleepless nights
Six aching ears
*Five poopie diapers
Four Stained Shirts
Three Xmas lists
Two clogged toilets
And a husband in a bad mood!
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope that life offers you a little craziness this season and that you enjoy every second of it! :)
3 comments:
Ok you so need to sing that and post the video of you singing it :) Love it, kinda describes our 12 days of Christmas :) Have a merry one!
LOL!! I love it!!! You finally blogged!!! YAY!! I have missed keeping up with you!!! But.....you took our idea!!! We came up with our own little 12 days of Christmas that I will blog about later! The kids are singing it to my mom and sam and Grandmother tomorrow night!! It is cute. LY~ Oh ya! I want to hear you sing it to....or do I? hehe!!
I LOVE it!!!!!! Merry Christmas!
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